Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
A scientist went to a drug store and asks the pharmacist, Do you have any Acetylsalicylic Acid? You mean aspirin? asked the pharmacist. That’s it. I can never remember that word.
Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!
Everything about you is perfect – your lips, your skin, your eyes, your body. Perfect! You are lucky to be born beautiful, not like me, who was born to be a big liar.