Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.
Misery of a teacher: I don’t mind when students look at their watch during lectures, but I get angry when they remove their watch and shake it to see if it’s working.
A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient. Man: Wat you did 2 me, you gave me a woman’s ear. Doctor: It makes no difference, both are the same. Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.