A baby fish asked her mother

When you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!

Think big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

Girl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.