A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny When you miss somebodyWhen you miss somebody, When nobody disturbs you, When nobody is near you, And when You are in control, It surely means that You are in the TOILET!
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
Funny What is loveWhat is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.
Funny I was working withGirl: What are you doing? Boy: I was working with The Times of India but now I left. Girl: Oh god, why? Boy: It’s very difficult to get up early in the morning everyday and distribute newspapers
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Work for the LoardCome, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.