Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on Whiskeypedia and learnt that if you drink too much of it, you’re Brandyed a Gin in social circles!
Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.
