I heard three Males per day

A man was granted 2 wishes by God, He asked for the best drink and the best woman ever. Next moment, he got mineral water and Mother Teresa. Moral: BE SPECIFIC!

Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if you try to remember to forget me, I’ll never forget to remember to remind you to remember me.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

A newly wedded desperate soldier sends a hand-grenade to his mother-in-law, with a note: Dearest Mom, If you pull this ring, I’ll be able to get 3 days leave.

Eyes: To look at you, Hands: To pray for you, Mind: To care for you, Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick you if you forget me.

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.