Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ?
Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
When you smile the world smiles with you. When you are down people will rally behind you but when you fart you are alone because people’ll never stand by You!
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!
Thief: Quick, the police are coming, jump out of the window. Accomplice: Bt we are on the 13th floor. Thief: You idiot, this is no time to be superstitious
Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!
