Wish of a girl these days

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.

A boy goes to see a cabare dance. His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see? Boy: Yes, I saw dad.

Modern day break up: Girl: I wanna break up with you. Boy: Why?. Girl: because you didn’t comment on my picture.

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Procrastination? No, I just wait until the last minute to do my work because I will be older, therefore wiser.