Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Instead you could have posted itPostman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.
Funny Since my wife found it in my carMan meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.
Funny Roses are red violets are blueRoses are red violets are blue, monkeys like you should be kept in zoo. Don’t feel angry you will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at you.
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny When sadness fills your heartWhen things go wrong, when sadness fills your heart, when tears flow in your eyes, always remember three things: I’m with you, you have money and Bar is open
Funny Mind his own businessA guy just yelled at me for texting and driving. I told him to get off my hood and mind his own business.