Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Once upon a time a guy askedOnce upon a time a guy asked a girl: Will you marry me? She replied: No! And the guy lived happily ever after.
Funny Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friendAdvice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.
Funny Whoever answers my next questionTeacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.
Funny It is easier to harass rich womenWhy are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny Financial Management without MBAA beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
