I snip off customers’ ears

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

I love to Work but I don’t Work. It’s simply because if I do Work, it gets finished, and how can I finish something that I love so much! Be lazy, think crazy!

The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

I come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.