I hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Notice at a ChurchNotice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.
Funny A pregnant lady went to an astrologerA pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
Funny If Pepsodent toothpaste killsIf Pepsodent toothpaste kills 99.9% of germs what does Pepsodent Sensitive do? It kills 99.9% of germs, without hurting their feelings!
Funny Problem with boysProblem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Funny I am an ‘Alcoholic’What? I am an ‘Alcoholic’. Sorry, the word ‘Alcoholic’ is not in my Vodkabulary, maybe I should go look it up on Whiskypedia!
