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Beauty isn’t measured by outer appearance and what clothes we wear, but what we are inside. So, try going out naked tomorrow and see the admiration!

Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others and legends never talk, they send SMS.

Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

Height of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!

Commerce joke: Do you know why in a couple’s photo man is on the right side and woman on the left? Because as per balance sheet liabilities are on left side and assets on right!