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Funny Never get jealousNever get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.
Funny When your ex saysWhen your ex says, you’ll never find someone like me. Are you supposed to say, . .. … Thank God!
Funny What happens to a lawyerQ: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
