What is the height of flirting

Cop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!

Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.

Mom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.

Why did Saddam Hussein attack Kuwait?He had an Arabic baby-sitter, who always used to say ‘Keep Quwait, Keep Quwait’.

The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn’t it rain on you?

A pregnant lady went to an astrologer. Astrologer: When you deliver a baby, baby’s father will die. Lady: Thank god! My husband is safe!