Scientists discovered that beer contains female hormones. To prove this, they gave 3 men 12 pints. Suddenly they talked shit, gained weight and couldn’t drive.
Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!
Men love war because it allows them to look serious. because it is the one thing that stops women laughing at them
A young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.
When someone touches you and you don’t feel it, it’s Ignorance. When someone touches you and you feel, it’s Love. When nobody touches you but you feel it, it’s Itching.
look at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Heated gold becomes ornaments, beaten copper become wires, compressed rocks become diamonds and mentally tortured men become ‘Best Husbands’!