I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.
Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’
Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Beggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!
Why is there an ‘Eject’ button on the DVD remote? In any case, one still has to get up and take the disc out. It’s like having a remote to open the fridge!
Today, tommorow and yesterday there’ll be one heart that would always beat for you. You know Whose? Your Own Stupid!