I want to share everything with you. Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS, every single second of day. Let us start with your ATM Password first.
Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!
Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!
News in a local newspaper: 5 boys, aged 23-25 caught in park. They were teasing a 50 years old lady who had gone for a morning walk! Next day, that park was packed with aunties age between 45-55.
I tried exercise but I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. I realised it is very dangerous.
Do you know why women love to send SMS? Because it forces men to read stuff they would never listen to in person!
What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused…? I knew you would be!