Colour of your underwear reflects

Q: If a devil catches your wife, what would you do? A: You can do nothing. if devil has committed a mistake let him face the consequences.

Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st Msg: Let’s break up now, it’s all over. 2nd Msg: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.

Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Ladies….it is okay to wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime have some fun with the wrong ones.