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Funny Tension happens in brainTension happens in brain and love is felt in heart. Then why do people get heart attack when they are tensed and why people get mad when they are in love?
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny Practice makes man perfectGreat Saying: Practice makes man perfect. Then what about women? . .. Don’t strain yourself so much. They’re born perfect!
Funny If a beautiful woman goesIf a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
Funny Contemporary Best friendContemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!