American Lifestyle

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

A one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.

If you look at the sky tonight and notice that the brightest star is missing, I swear, I have no clue how the hell I fell down from the sky. But thank God, I am safe.

Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man! But behind a satisfied woman, there is an exhausted man…!!

Girls are funny creatures. They hate it when you ask their age, But will kill you if you forget their birthday!

A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!