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Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny A place for nurturing secret talentsBathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
Funny When a woman becomes naughtyReverse dynamics: When a man becomes rich he becomes naughty and when a woman becomes naughty…. she becomes rich.
Funny Do I have to sit here and starveWaitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.
Funny 3 reasons why I’m single3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internet
Funny If anyone is having a bad dayIf anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it’s worth $58,065,210,000.
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.
Funny A place for nurturing secret talentsBathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
