At what time did you go to bed

Superb thought. For every idiot there is an equal and opposite idiot. They are called husband and wife.

Q: How do you know when a woman is going to say something intelligent? A: When she starts her sentence with, ‘My husband told me.’

What do you call a woman in heaven? An Angel A crowd of woman in heaven? A host of Angels And all woman in heaven? PEACE ON EARTH!

How could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!