At what time did you go to bed

The reason our knees get weak when we fall in love is because of the long walk it took to find the person.

The boss got out of a BMW 5 series and a junior employee remarked, Wow Boss, That’s Great! The boss said, If you also work hard, be punctual, put in more hours of work during the weekends and take fewer holidays, I’ll be able to buy an even better car next year!

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

Quote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.

I am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

What is the height of flirting? It’s When your love letter starts with: TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN