At what time did you go to bed

They say so many people die because of alcohol.. Perhaps they never realized how many of them are born because of it.

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!

If I ever go for a brain transplant I’d like to use your brain. It’s not because you are a genius. I would only like a brain that has never been used.

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!