At what time did you go to bed

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.

A beautiful girl puts her finger to Hotel Manager’s lips. The manager kisses and and licks the finger. Girl: Tell your boss that there is no tissue paper in the toilet!

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!