A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretendyou’re asleep, he stops.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I am scared of people who studyI am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Funny Every organisation is like a treeEvery organisation is like a tree full of monkeys. Ones at the top can only see monkeys below them and ones at the bottom see only assholes above them.
Funny When a woman saysWhen a woman says, ‘What?’, it’s not because she didn’t hear you. She’s giving you a chance to change what you said.
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny White paper on black moneyWhite paper on black money: Details are grey, May age with time to yellow, Opposition sees red, Taxpayers green with envy.
Funny A one line advertisement by a MarriedA one line advertisement by a Married Man in a newspaper: For Sale: Wedding suit, worn only once by mistake.
