A doting father used to sing his little children to sleep until he overheard the four-year-old tell the three year old, If you pretendyou’re asleep, he stops.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny How do you know when kidsHow do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Funny But i really love YouBoy: I’m not rich like Rahul, I don’t even have a big car like Rahul, but i really love You! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Rahul.
Funny A history teacher and his wife wereA history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
Funny Financial Management without MBAA beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
Funny Telling a lie is a fault forTelling a lie is a fault for a little boy, an art for a lover, an accomplishment for a bachelor and a Matter of Survival for a married man. Good Luck!
Funny Imaginative powers of MenQ: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!