Why not try a new girl

Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

No man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

An idea can change your life but a woman can change your idea. So, always change women to change ideas. What an Idea!

A women’s prayer: Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom to understand my man, Love to forgive him and Patience for his moods. Because Lord, if I pray for strength, I’ll beat him to death!