A woman had triplets, she named them Mat, Pat and Tat. She fed Mat from left tit, Pat from her right tit…
Moral of the story: No Tit for Tat
Similar Posts
Thanks to media
You are thousands of miles away from me, still I’m watching your every movement on three different channels: Pogo, Cartoon network and Animal planet. Thanks to media
How Sweetly I Lie
So Sweet is your SMILE, So Sweet is your STYLE, So Sweet is your VOICE, So Sweet is your EYE, see …….how Sweetly I Lie.
Class Rooms are like Trains
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
Prince charming will come
Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Important Dieting tip
Important Dieting tip: Avoid things that make you fat like Measuring scales, Mirrors and Photographs!
God can’t make the same Mistake
Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.