Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Whoever answers my next questionTeacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.
Funny World’s shortest jokesWorld’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.
Funny The woman who inventedThe woman who invented the phrase, All guys are the same, must have been a Chinese who lost her husband at a crowded place in China.
Funny A cigarette shortens your lifeHow True.. .A cigarette shortens your life by two minutes, a beer shortens your life by four minutes, a working day shortens your life by eight hours!
Funny Start your day with a lot of SEXAlways start your day with a lot of S E X S-mile E-nergy X-citement so make SEX a daily habit, and you will always be SMILING!
Funny The Chinese obsession for makingThe Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.
