3 reasons why I’m single

Unlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.

An old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.

If a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.

May our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?

BBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!