3 reasons why I’m single

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.

If I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.

Q: What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A: Who cares?

It’s difficult to understand God, He makes such beautiful things as women and then he turns them into wives!

Height of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.