3 reasons why I’m single: 1. I can’t date food 2. I can’t date myself 3. I can’t date the internetFunny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Unlike others your brainUnlike others your brain is a masterpiece. In the left half, nothing is right and in the right half, nothing is left.
Funny Senility is when you forgetAn old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Funny If a beautiful woman goesIf a beautiful woman goes for a walk every morning… she can improve the health of at least 10 men.
Funny May our friendship turn into silverMay our friendship turn into silver, silver into gold, gold into diamonds… and may our diamonds be forever… Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny BBM and Whatsapp have beenBBM and Whatsapp have been ranked second and third for chat and gossip. However, women still continue to retain the first position!