Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage Marriage is what actually comes upCourtship is like looking at the beautiful photos in a seed catalogue. Marriage is what actually comes up in your garden!
Marriage 20% of marriages in this countryIt is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage Running away from any problemRunning away from any problem will only increase the distance from the solution. So face the problem in the same way as you face your spouse daily!
Marriage Just because a person is silentJust because a person is silent doesn’t mean that he is not aware of fun and joy. It’s possible that life taught him some serious lessons. Or may be, he is Married.
