Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Marriage is like a public toiletMarriage is like a public toilet Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.
Marriage People have become really naughtyPeople have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!
Marriage Husbands are the best persons toHusbands are the best persons to share your secrets with. They won’t tell anyone because they probably never listen to you in the first place.
Marriage I am not talking to youWife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
Marriage You cheat God thousands of timesYou cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
Marriage Marriage may be injurious toThe government should make it mandatory to print a Statutory Warning on Wedding Cards like on Cigarette packets that: Marriage may be injurious to Wealth!
