Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage There’s a way of transferringThere’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage
Marriage One day I’ll kill youBefore marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. you are beautiful, I love you. After marriage: Roses are dead, I’m blue. you are my headache, one day I’ll kill you.
Marriage Marriage makes a man dizzyThey say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and it’s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance at the bank.
Marriage I tried Internet datingI tried Internet dating, but I quickly realized it wasn’t for me when they matched me up with my wife!
Marriage I believe trust is the very keyI believe trust is the very key in a relationship, because if you don’t trust your girlfriend, how could you be sure she won’t tell your wife?
Marriage Secret formula for married couplesSecret formula for married couples: Love One Another And if it doesn’t work, bring the last word in the middle!
