Prospective husband: Do you have a book called ‘Man, The Master of Women’? Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage How to take major decisionsHow to take major decisions of life? First think from your heart, Then think with your mind, And then do as your wife says!
Marriage Your wife misses you a lotYour wife misses you a lot, only when you are . .. … …. partying and enjoying with your friends!
Marriage I should have married a devilWife: I should have married a devil. Even, he would have made a better husband than you. Husband: But honey, marriage between relatives is morally considered wrong in our culture!
Marriage The secrets of a happy marriageThe secrets of a happy marriage: Open Tools, Go to Internet Options, Clear History, Delete Files, Delete Cookies.
Marriage After our last argument, my wifeAfter our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!
Marriage If you keep losing your hairWife: If you keep losing your hair at this speed, I shall divorce you. Husband: Oh my God! And I was stupid enough trying to save them!
