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Funny I hate when people tell meI hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don’t you think I would have done that already?
Funny American LifestyleAmerican Lifestyle: Daughter: Sorry Dad, I got married yesterday. Forgot to invite you. Dad: You naughty girl! It’s OK but don’t forget me next time!
Funny What is loveWhat is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.
Funny Tip to reduce alcohol consumptionTip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!
Funny Human beings get rich asHuman-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!
Funny Teacher pointed at PappuTeacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.