A brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
How do you know when kids start to grow up? Girls grow up when they start to put lipstick and boys grow up when they start to wipe it off!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.
Wish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!
Steve Jobs’ last words: Please note that . .. iPill is not our product and iPad is not a sanitary napkin!
I would climb the highest mountain.I would swim the ocean blue,I would do anything my dear- Just to get away from you
Teacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.