Little birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Only once in your lifeOnly once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Funny Please give me a glass of waterBoy: Mom, please give me a glass of water. Mom: You come and drink it yourself. Boy: Please Mom… Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you. Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
Funny She caught me kissing my wifeBoss to his Friend: The times are really bad… my Secretary resigned yesterday. Friend: Why? Boss: She caught me kissing my wife!
Funny Human beings get rich asHuman-beings get rich as they grow old: Silver in Hair, Gold in Teeth, Sugar in Blood, Precious Stones in Kidney, And a never ending supply of Gas!
Funny A Solid reason for having two girlfriendsA Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always damaging and Competition improves service!
Funny Marriage is the triumphMarriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
