Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny World’s shortest jokesWorld’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.
Funny Imaginative powers of MenQ: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!
Funny To the only boy I ever lovedGirl: Do you have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ‘To the only boy I ever loved’ Girl: Great! I want 10 of them
Funny I used to drive a funeral vanHow could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
Funny A retired sergeant was askedA retired sergeant was asked: Well, how do you like civilian life? Terrible, he said gruffly, all those people around and nobody in charge!
