Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail.
Doctor: Why do you want to do that?
Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!
The girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
