Doctor, cut off my dog’s tail.
Doctor: Why do you want to do that?
Because my mom-in-law is visiting us and I don’t want anything to make her think she’s welcomed.
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
Every tear is a sign of cutting onions, Every silence is a sign of zero balance, Every smile is a sign of daily brushing! Life is so simple. Don’t make it complex with difficult explanations!