Teacher pointed at Pappu

Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’

An Innovative tagline outside a photo studio: We can shoot your wife and also frame your mother-in-law!

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?

Woman has man in it, Mrs has Mr in it, female has male in it, Madam has adam in it, so girls are always incomplete without boys.

Income Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.

You love someone… you marry someone else. The one you marry becomes your wife or husband and the one you loved becomes the password of your emai id…!