Monday went on Tuesday to Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday…Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny what’s in the bottle next to youCop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!
Funny I’m gonna join the armyMom: Andy, where are you off to now? Son: I’m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally you are only an infant. Son: That’s all right, I’m going to join the infantry.
Funny You should pay your taxesIncome Tax Officer: You should pay your taxes with smile. Young Lady: I have tried it thrice, but every time they insist on cash or a cheque.
Funny The difference between a pigeonThe difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.
Funny Millions of gallons of alcohol is leftEvery year millions of gallons of alcohol is left behind in bars. Before you leave, you must finish it. Drink Responsibly!
