No matter how high the sky is

Advice of dentist. Treat your girl friend like a toothbrush. Don’t let any body else use it, and get a new one every three months.

I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

At a party, someone yelled: All married guys please stand next to one person who has made your life worth living. The bartender was almost crushed to death.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. second Marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!