No matter how high the sky is, how deep the ocean is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, I just wanna tell you… it’s none of your business.
This is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!
I have started luving ‘U’… I know it sounds ridiculous but I can’t control my feelings for ‘U’. Some time later I’ll start luving more ALPHABETS.!
Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!
Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!