Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom: You come and drink it yourself.
Boy: Please Mom…
Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank and had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
A man died and went to heaven. God was surprised to see his heart still beating. God asked him, how come? The man replied, I’m dead but my wife still lives in my heart. The man was sent to hell for over-acting!
A telecom operator went to a doctor to get a cure of diarrhea(loose motions). Dr: What’s your problem? Operator: Unlimited free outgoing with a variety of ring tones!
