Boy: Mom, please give me a glass of water.
Mom: You come and drink it yourself.
Boy: Please Mom…
Mom: If you repeat, I’ll slap you.
Boy: When you come to slap me, bring water for me!
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
A beggar found Rs 100/-. He went to a 5 star hotel for dinner-Bill Rs 3000/-. Manager handed him to police. He gave Rs 100/- to police and free. It’s called Financial Management without MBA.
