Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I used to drive a funeral vanHow could a mere tap on the shoulder startle you so? demanded the customer angrily. I am sorry, replied the taxi driver, I have recently started driving a taxi. For years I used to drive a funeral van.
Funny A place for nurturing secret talentsBathroom: A place for nurturing secret talents where you can sing, dance, act and take the most important decisions of life.
Funny Quote on a husband’s T-ShirtQuote on a husband’s T-Shirt: All girls are devils, But my wife is the queen of . . . all of them.
Funny you weren’t made in ChinaFake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny How do you tickle a rich girlHow do you tickle a rich girl? Gucci Gucci Gucci… And how does a rich girl sneeze? Jimmy Choo…
