Do you remember the day we travelled in a car? I put my dog out of the window, you put your face out, then people started shouting ‘TWINS TWINS’
Do you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Doctor to Lady: you are looking so weak and exhausted ! Are you properly taking three meals a day as I had advised ? Lady: Oh my God ! I heard three Males per day !
Problem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Customer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.
Life is the way how one looks at it. When it comes to ‘livetogether’ – Couples read it as Live together, Some take it as Live to gather, And Boys conider it as Live to get her!
Teacher pointed at Pappu with her ruler and said: At the end of the ruler is an idiot. Pappu got punished after he asked, ‘which end?’.