My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!

Height of Job Satisfaction: A young man got a job in a girls hostel. After two months, the Principal asked, Why didn’t you draw your salary? Man: Oh my God! There’s salary also?

Height of hygiene: A computer student washing his hands with Dettol after removing a virus from his system.

Heart: I’m going on emotional strike. I’ll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.