My Wi-Fi suddenly stopped

Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!

Please pass this SMS to all your friends. A person urgently needs three bottles of…. . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It’s urgent Cell no and name is as displayed

Alcohol does not make you fat. It makes you lean . .. … against tables, chairs, floor, walls and ugly people!

Another Moon?… Possible Another Sun?… Possible Another Sky?… Possible Another person Like you?… Impossible Because God can’t make the same Mistake twice.

It’s really weird that a woman who can spot a hair on your coat from 10 yards can’t see a pair of garage doors!

Postman: I have to come five miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it.