Notice at a Church

Strange Life: A Cockroach is afraid of Rat, Rat is afraid of Cat, Cat is afraid of Dog, Dog is afraid of Man, Man is afraid of Woman, And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!

Teacher: Why is your nose red? Johnny: I smelled a b-rose. Teacher: But there is no be in rose. Johnny: There was in this one!

Never get jealous when seeing your ex-girlfriend or boyfriend with another person. Remember we were taught to give our old toys and clothes to the less fortunate.

Boss: Since the day I fired you, why the hell do you shit in front of my house every morning? Servant: Boss, I just wanna show you that I am not dying hungry!

I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!

Alcohol contain female hormones. Proof: Men gain weight, talk unnecessarily, become extra emotional and stupid, start fighting without any reason.