Notice at a Church: Don’t leave your Purse/Watch/Handbag/Mobile/GIRLFRIEND unattended. because others may think it’s an answer to their prayers.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Enter PASSWORD to touchEnter PASSWORD to touch my heart, WRONG Password! You have touched my feet. Anyway, God Bless You!
Funny I don’t want to lose a friendYou are very special to me. I don’t want to lose a friend like you. I always pray that you should be safe. So please be careful whenever you . .. … jump from one tree to another!
Funny Pleasure is thinking of youWhat’s the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you and torture is thinking of you too much.
Funny Prince charming will comeSomeday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.
Funny A history teacher and his wife wereA history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table. The wife asked. ‘Anything new at work?’ He replied, ‘No, I’m teaching History.’
Funny Contemporary Best friendContemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!
