Notice at a Church

A girl fell in love with a boy at 2nd sight, because at 1st sight, she did’nt know that . . .. he has Audi Q7!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hrs a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stops only when we enter the examination hall.

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

Woman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?

A cute Nurse came for the interview. Dr: What salary you Expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed and said: My Pleasure. Nurse: With pleasure it’s 25,000