A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It’s a girl. She’s my daughter. A: Oh, I’m sorry, Sir. I didn’t know that you were her father. B: I’m not. I’m her mother.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
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Funny Woman with her mouth shutThe Japanese have produced a camera that has such a fast shutter speed it can take a picture of a woman with her mouth shut!
Funny We chose MarriageSo many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow and sure!
Funny I told him you expiredGrandpa to grandkid: Go hide, you bunked school today. Your teacher is here. Grandkid: You go and hide, I told him you expired.
Funny Let’s have some funWoman sitting on a park bench: Beggar: Hi Darling! Let’s have some fun! Woman (Angrily): How dare you? Beggar: Then what are you doing on my bed?
