Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!
Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.
Next generation Kindergarten poem: Chatting Chatting? Yes Papa! Girlfriend setting? No Papa! Telling lies? No Papa! Open your Whatsapp. Ha ha ha…
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake smile. Girl, are you sure you weren’t made in China?
Life is full of beautiful things: soft sunsets, painted rainbows, delicate blossoms, love and laughter, quiet moments and fantastic people like me. Enjoy it!
Mom: At what time did you go to bed last night? Child: Please never ask me again to disclose confidential information!
What’s the difference between wife and neighbours wife? Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour’s wife is like an ice-cream, should have immediately.