Person tells 4 lies per day

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

A Guy picks up a girl for the date. Why are you wearing your belt around your knee.? Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn’t let you touch me below my belt.

What is love? In Math, it’s a problem. In History, it’s a battle. In Science, it’s a reaction. In Art, it’s a heart.

Look at the world around you, you will see God’s creativity. Look at the breakfast table, you will see God’s providence. Look at the mirror you will see God’s sense of humor.