2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Height of Technical ThinkingHeight of Technical Thinking: A software engineer falling from the roof of a building and shouting-F1 F1 F1, instead of Help Help Help!
Funny I and my girlfriend are having aI and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!
Funny Senility is when you forgetAn old to Doctor: Doc, I think I’m getting senile. Several times lately, I have forgotten to zip up. Doctor: That’s not senility. Senility is when you forget to zip down.
Funny what’s in the bottle next to youCop: Sir, what’s in the bottle next to you? Driver: It’s water. Cop: Sir, this is wine. Driver: What? Jesus! He did it again!
Funny I hate it when people point toI hate it when people point to their wrists to ask for the time! I mean, seriously, do I point to my crotch when I need to go to a Restroom?
Funny Just think about METhink big, think smart, think positive, think beautiful, think great, I know this is too much for you, so here is a shortcut… just think about ME!
