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If you love something set it free. If it doesn’t come back, . .. … …. hunt it down, hit it with a stone and drag it back home!

World’s shortest jokes: Two women sitting quietly! Two pathans playing chess! Girlfriend pays the bill. Need more? you are so beautiful.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

Written on the T-shirt of a beautiful girl walking on side of the road, ‘You are not looking at the road right now, be careful!’

Only once in your life you will get a right person with whom you will get married, so, till than keep enjoying with the wrong Ones!