Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Got a whole Channel onThis is not fair! How could you do this? Didn’t expect this from you! Got a whole Channel on your name and didn’t even tell me?Animal Planet!
Funny Wish of a girl these daysWish of a girl these days: I don’t want any prince charming coming on a white horse. I would rather prefer a vampire coming in a BMW!
Funny Income Tax and a Caller TuneWhat’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune? . .. … In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.
Funny Dear Optimist, Pessimist andDear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist
Funny A brain walks into a bar and saysA brain walks into a bar and says, I’ll have a pint of beer please. The barman looks at him and says, Sorry, I can’t serve you. Why not?, asks the brain. The barman retorts, Because you’re already out of your head.
Funny How to catch squirrelsHow to catch squirrels? It’s simple. Just climb a tree and sit, Squirrels will come in search of you… you know Y? because They Love NUTS!