Someday your prince charming will come.Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny So change your underwear dailyBeauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome you are, it is not your figure too, beauty is the inner self, so change your underwear daily.
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny Pray to God so you can liveYou should do two things in the morning…Pray to God so you can live and have a shower so others can live.
Funny Pay The BilI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Funny How do you identify a true musicHow do you identify a true music lover? A man when hears a woman singing in the bathroom, puts his ear to the keyhole instead of his eye!
Funny Unfortunately I am a psychiatristIf I was a painter, you would be my painting. If I was an author, you would be my story. If I was a poet, you would be my poem. But unfortunately I am a psychiatrist.