The best place to breakup

Tip to reduce alcohol consumption: Before marriage drink only on the days when you are sad, after marriage drink only on days when you are Happy!

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

Beggar: I’m the author of a book called 150 Methods to Become Rich. Man: Then why are you begging? Beggar: This is one of the best methods!

A firefighter addressing the High School students. Firefighter: Do you know how to save five drowning lawyers? Students: No. Firefighter: Good!

Class Rooms are like Trains. The first 2 benches are Executive Coaches reserved for VIPs, The middle are General Compartments, And the last 2 are Sleeper Classes!