A rabbit runs and jumps and lives only for 15 years. A turtle doesn’t run, does nothing, yet lives for 100 years. Moral: Exercise is hell! Just sleep well!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Give a man a fish and heGive a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish… and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day!
Funny You are probably a womanFool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.
Funny What are NitratesIn chemistry class teacher asked a girl: what are Nitrates Girl answered shyly: night rates, they are costlier than day.
Funny Definition of LIQUIDITYWhat is the new definition of LIQUIDITY in many countries today? When you look at your investments and wet your pants.
Funny I come up with my best jokesI come up with my best jokes during exams. Their giving less marks is a concrete proof that the markers have no sense of humour.
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!