Exercise is hell, Just sleep well

Q: Why do men fart more often than women? A: Because women do not keep their mouth shut long enough to build up the pressure.

Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my feelings for you have never changed. For me, You have always been a headache!

Look at the ocean and see God’s abundance! Look at the sky and see God’s glory! Look at the moon and see God’s wonder! Look at the mirror and see God’s Blunder!

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me eight times, You are probably a woman.

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?