The difference between a husband and childbirth is that one can be terribly painful and sometimes almost unbearable, while the other is just having a baby!
After our last argument, my wife told me: I hope your next wife appreciates the improvements I’ve made in you!
People have become really naughty on Whatsapp… even married women have put their status as ‘Available’!
Husband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Husband before leaving for office to his angry wife, Have a Nice Day! Wife: Don’t tell me what to do!
Some women are so concerned about their husband’s happiness that they hire a private detective to find out as to who is responsible for it!
Intelligent man + intelligent girl = Friendship. Duffer man + intelligent girl = Love. Intelligent man + duffer girl = Dates. Duffer man + duffer girl = Love marriage