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Funny Problem with boysProblem with boys: They make you think they love you, when they don’t. Problem with girls: They make you think they don’t love you, when they do.
Funny Woman requires only 4% talentIn order to get 100/100 in life, a man requires 100% talent, whereas a woman requires only 4% talent and the remaining is only 36-24-36
Funny 2 friends met after a long time2 friends met after a long time. 1st: Who are you working for? 2nd: Same people – my wife and 2 kids!
Funny A ‘Bullet’ may have your name on itA ‘Bullet’ may have your name on it, But a ‘Grenade’ is addressed to . .. … …. Whomsoever it may Concern!
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny The girl’s father inquiredThe girl’s father inquired of his prospective son-in-law, Do you drink? The smart boy retorted, Sir, first tell me whether it is a question or an invitation?
