Roses are red, Violets are red

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.

A management student hugged a girl. The surprised girl, What was that? The boy replied, Dear, it’s direct marketing. The girl slapped the boy. Boy: What’s this? Girl: That’s customer’s feedback.

Biscuit maker’s love letter: Dear Marie yesterday was a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the chance of our Love is 50-50 because your dad is a Tiger. Will you give your Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I’ll become a Krack-Jack

Come, work for the Lord.The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low.But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

The Chinese obsession for making fake products is their revenge on the rest of the world for making fake Chinese food.