Mind his own business

Contemporary Best friend: When 1 farts, the other says, ‘Dude this is not fair, you had a momo and you didn’t tell me!

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

Come like a sprinter, Sit like a yogi, And go like a king. . .. … …. It’s not about life… This was written on a toilet door!

I and my girlfriend are having a communication problem. Every time I give her a call, her husband answers the phone!

Sometime my mind asks why I miss you? Why I care for you? Why I remember you? Then my heart answers it’s simply because mental patient needs more care.

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.