Mind his own business

Boss to an employee: Do you believe in life after Death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it, he replied. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early yesterday to go to your uncle’s funeral, he came here looking for you.

Dear Internet Users, One day you will really regret not reading me. Sincerely, Terms and Conditions.

Education is incomplete without 5 B’s B – Bikes B – Beers B – Babes B – Bunks and the most important B – Backlogs!

A solicitor is reading out his client’s will. And to my grasping nephew Smith: I always said I’d mention you in my will, so… Hi, Smith!

The only thing in the world, a daughter-in-law and a mother-in-law agree upon is that her hubby and her son respectively should have married someone else!

Did you hear about the crossword puzzle addict who died and was buried six feet down and three feet across!