Terms and Conditions

Girl anounced her engagement. Father: Does this fellow have any money? Girl: Oh! Daddy, you men are all alike, that’s exactly what he asked me about you!

American: Oh God Give me a room full of gold. Russian: Oh God! Give me a room full of diamonds. Indian: Oh God! Give me keys of both the rooms

Dear Optimist, Pessimist and Realist, While you were arguing about the glass of water, I drank it. Sincerely, The Opportunist

Difference between Truth and Lie: Truth is a Debit Card. Pay 1st and enjoy later. Lie is Credit Card. Enjoy 1st and pay later with mark-up.

Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home. Pappu throws bag out of the window. Teacher: Who threw that? Pappu: Me, I’m going home.

Seeing a cockroach in your sandwich is not a problem but seeing only half part of the cockroach in your sandwich is surely a big problem.