Terms and Conditions

When I send SMS to you, it doesn’t mean that you have to do the same… you can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates by courier. DD and Cheques are also accepted.

Sign on a famous beauty parlour : Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother!

Some time, I have to ‘Like’ and ‘Laugh’ on 40 years old jokes… simply because they are sent by my female friends. And they still complain Men don’t have feelings!

Love me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.

Customer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.

I am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!