Terms and Conditions

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

Every lady hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to zip up your fly, and then you forget to unzip your fly.

There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your girlfriend is Over-Confidence.

In a class room. Girl: Who gets more angry, boys or girls? Boy: Girls. Girl: How? Boy: If I kiss you, you’ll get angry, But when you kiss me, I’ll never get angry.

What is old age? When you start turning off lights for economical reasons rather than romantic reasons.