Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I am scared of people who studyI am scared of people who study a lot, They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.
Funny No man can ever be satisfied withNo man can ever be satisfied with 4 things in life. 1. Mobile 2. Vehicle 3. TV 4. Wife because there is always a better model lurking around.
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny Don’t waste time thinkingDon’t waste time thinking about your past or future. Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!
Funny Little birds in the skyLittle birds in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don’t mind and you don’t cry, You just thank God that cows don’t fly.
Funny Two goldfish in a bowl talkingTwo goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water?
