Man outside phone booth: Excuse me, you have been holding the phone for more than 45 minutes and you haven’t spoken even a single word. Man inside: Sir I’m talking to my wife.
Only three living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears 2. Penguins 3. Females wearing sleeveless and backless dresses in marriages during severe winter.
When asked if he was prepared to support a family, the new son-in-law answered, ‘I’m sorry, I was only planning on providing for your daughter. The rest of you will have to support yourselves.’
