Man meets friend and notices he’s wearing an earring. When did you start wearing earrings? Friend: Ever since my wife found it in my car.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Customer: There is only one piece of meatCustomer: There is only one piece of meat in my plate. Waiter: Don’t worry, Sir! I will cut it in two.
Funny Silly horror movie dialogueSilly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?
Funny It is easier to harass rich womenWhy are there many more organisations against fur clothing than against leather clothing? Because it is easier to harass rich women than bikers!
Funny They forget to mention moronsScientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons. They forget to mention morons.
Funny Colour of your underwear reflectsColour of your underwear reflects your mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it…
Funny A rich blonde girl was walkingA rich blonde girl, was walking by the river in the wild. Suddenly, she saw a crocodile. She screamed, ‘Oh my God! Help! Lacoste!’
