People who do lots of work..make lots of mistakes, People who do less work..make less mistakes, People who do no work..make no mistakes, People who make no mistakes..get promoted.Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny Drink and Drive should not beDrink and Drive should not be a problem now. After all, how many will be able to afford alcohol and petrol on the same day.
Funny A foolish man tells a woman toA foolish man tells a woman to stop talking, but a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips are closed !
Funny Height of BeggingHeight of Begging: A sleeping beggar puts up a placard in front of him: Please do not make noise by dropping coins. Offer notes.
Funny Look at the worldlook at the world as one big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts. Sweet like ME and nut like you.
Funny This is an ideal spot for a picnicThis is an ideal spot for a picnic, said the husband. Yes, it must be, replied his wife. A million insects can’t be wrong!
Funny It was so cold last winter thatIt was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer walking down the street with his hands in his own pockets.