People who do lots of work

Whenever you have a problem, just start singing your favourite song. You will realize that the problem is better than your voice.

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time. Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?

Silly horror movie dialogue: Hey, anybody there? As if the ghost gonna reply, I am in the living room! Want a drink?

The best gifts to be given: To a Friend-Honesty, To an Enemy-Forgiveness, To Parents-Gratefulness, To God-your Life, To me- your Sony Vaio, iPhone, Car, etc. etc.

Waitress, shouted the impatient diner, Do I have to sit here and starve all night? Waiter: No Sir, we close at 9 o’clock.

Everyday same wishes! Are you bored of it? Let it be different this time: Let the devils sing around you, Mummies dance around you, Vampires sit beside you. Have a horrible day!