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Q: Which type of Women wear Revealing Clothes? A: Those who don’t have Confidence in the Imaginative powers of Men!

I’m unable to answer my mobile phone at the moment, but if you leave a message, the News of the World will email it to me later.

A guy went for an interview at a big IT company today for the position of a Computer Hacker. The boss asked him, So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview!

1. Vodka is made from potatoes. 2. Potatoes are vegetables. 3. Vegetables are good for health. Need I say more!

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, love makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush your Teeth