Which boy has the permission

Scientists all over the world are wondering how long a human being can live without a brain… Kindly tell them your age…

His drinks are with us whenever we are sad or happy. Now he needs us. Please save Mallya’s kingfisher air. Drink his liquid gold above your normal capacity.

I want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.

Dog is truly a man’s best friend. If you don’t believe it, just try this experiment: Lock your dog and your girlfriend in the boot of the car for an hour. When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?

The difference between a pigeon and an investment banker? The pigeon can still make a deposit on a BMW.

The way petrol prices are increasing , it shall eventually be cheaper to just hire people to push your car.