Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny I am on a light dietI am on a light diet: I eat in daylight I eat in moonlight And sometimes, I eat in refrigerator light!
Funny If you want to remove wrinklesIf you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks and the seven signs of skin-aging, try ‘Adobe Photoshop’!
Funny love can neither be created norLike energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.
Funny Getting married on a FridayDo you believe that getting married on a Friday brings bad luck ?Of course, why would Friday be an exception?
Funny A hotel guest to the managerA hotel guest to the manager, Does the water always come through the roof like that? Manager: No, sir, only when it rains!
Funny Love me and I will moveLove me, and I will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and I’ll drop those mountains on your head.
