Preeto: Oh, wow! You have a new car, a new mansion, new clothes and new jewellery! Your husband has changed jobs? Jeeto: No, I changed husband!Funny Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageFunny SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Funny A baby fish asked her motherA baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth? Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH, it’s made for SELFISH.
Funny An Appraisal discussionAn Appraisal discussion: Manager: This is your revised salary, keep it confidential. Employee: Don’t worry, I am equally ashamed of it!
Funny A young man asks a kind priestA young man asks a kind priest: Father is it a sin to sleep with a girl? Father: No my child but the problem is that you guys never sleep.
Funny Pay The BilI want you to be with me in a nice restaurant to have Candle Light Dinner and say those three sweet words to you….Pay The Bill.
Funny I snip off customers’ earsCustomer: Your dog seems very fond of watching you cut my hair. Barber: Quite right, Sir! Sometimes, I snip off customers’ ears.
Funny I didn’t do well in my boardI didn’t do well in my board exams because my dad always said, Sometimes a person has to fail in life in order to succeed!
