Never hold your farts in

You are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!

Just because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.

Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!