Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult A pretty girl can kiss a guyA pretty girl can kiss a guy, A bird can kiss a butterfly, The rising sun can kiss the grass, But you my ‘friend’, can kiss my ass!
Insult Whenever someone calls me uglyWhenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, Because I know how hard life must be for the visually impaired.
Insult I love everyoneI love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!
Insult Just because I’m nice to youJust because I’m nice to you, doesn’t mean I’m fake. It means I’m mature enough to tolerate my hate towards you.
Insult When I punch your facePeople say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
Insult Why do you think I SMS youWhy do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!
