Never hold your farts in

I love everyone. Some I love to be around, Some I love to avoid, And others I’d love to punch in the face!

Boy: Your teeth are like the stars. Girl: Awww.Thanks, are they that much pretty? Boy: No, far away from each other!

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either, just leave me alone.

Ultimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!

Have you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!

Why do you think I SMS you so much? Is it because: I care for you? Or I miss you? Or I love you? Or I need you? It’s because I need an idle person for time pass! Happy April Fool!