Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain and that’s where you get your shitty ideas from!Insult Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageInsult SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Insult You are so cuteYou are so cute, just a second, don’t misunderstand. Cute means: C-Creating. U-Useless. T-Troubles. E-Everywhere.
Insult I can atleast switch it offBoy: How do I play the guitar? Girl: You should be on TV for your talent. Boy: Am I so good? Girl: If you were on TV, I can atleast switch it off!
Insult When I punch your facePeople say everything happens for a reason. So When I punch your face, remember I have a reason.
Insult Most people have five sensesMost people have 5 senses, Some people have 6 senses, But you are blessed with 7 senses, And this extra sense is Non-Sense!
Insult Have you ever noticed thatHave you ever noticed that a lot of celebrities were pretty ugly as teenagers? This only means that one day, You are going to be pretty famous!
Insult Texting the most beautiful girlUltimate Insult: A Boy texts a girl. Boy: Hey. Girl: Hi! What are you doing? Boy: Texting the most beautiful girl of the world. Girl: Aww How cute! . . . . . . . Boy: Ya! But she is not replying so I’m texting you!
