A man before and after marrige

Once a man asked God, Why all girls are so sweet and all wives are horrible and bitter? God answered, Because girls are made by me but wives are made by you!

Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

Every man needs a beautiful wife, intelligent wife, caring wife, loving wife, sexy wife, adjusting and cooperative wife, but it’s sad that law allows only one wife.

Dear Ladies, If your man says he’ll fix it, he will. There is no need to remind him every 6 months about it!

Marriage is so hard that even Nelson Mandela got a divorce. He spent 27 years in South Africa prison getting tortured and beaten everyday of his life for 27 straight years. He got out of jail, spent 6 months with his wife, and said I cant take this shit!

There was a lover who once said to his beloved that he would go through hell for her. And eventually married her, to prove it!