Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.
Truth of Life: Husband makes a mistake, wife shouts and husband says sorry. Wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts and wife cries, and husband again says sorry.
God thought that since He couldn’t be everywhere so He made a mother. Then devil thought that He couldn’t be everywhere so he made a mother-in-law.
Written behind the back of a biker’s T-shirt: If you are able to read this, it means my wife has fallen off… please inform me!
Wife: I am not talking to you. Hubby: Okay! Wife: You don’t want to know the reason? Hubby: Nope, I trust your judgment!
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: Wife having Beauty Secrets and husband having Secret Beauties.
A man’s silence can break a woman’s heart into pieces. While a woman’s silence gives a thousand peaceful moments to a man!