Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage Today is our anniversaryWife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Marriage You cheat God thousands of timesYou cheat God thousands of times but God is so kind that he does not punish you each time. He just gets you married once.
Marriage Marriage is the only UnionIn most cases, Marriage is the only Union that can’t be organized.Both sides think they’re……THE MANAGEMENT!
Marriage The person who invented marriageThe person who invented marriage was creepy as Hell. Otherwise how can a person really think of such weird thing like, Hey! yo I love you so much. I’m gonna get the government involved so that you can’t leave me.
Marriage A man is the head of theA man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.
Marriage Women are like phonesWomen are like phones, they like to be held, talked to and touched often. But push the wrong button and You are disconnected.
