Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage Divorce and legal separationWhat’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!
Marriage There is only one perfect childThere is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
Marriage How to create the biggest doubtHow to create the biggest doubt in your wife’s mind for you? Send her an SMS out of the blue saying, Honey, I love you, too! GAME OVER!
Marriage Never criticize your husband’sNever criticize your husband’s faults. Remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.
Marriage Divorce and legal separationWhat’s the difference between divorce and legal separation? In legal separation, the husband gets time to hide his money!
Marriage There is only one perfect childThere is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it
Marriage I wasn’t scared of anything untillI used to think that I wasn’t scared of anything until . .. … I saw my wife reversing my new car!
Marriage Shall we try a different positionHusband: Shall we try a different position tonight? Wife: That’s a good idea… you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart.
