Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he’ll fall asleep before you finish.Marriage Quote ImageDownload Quote ImageMarriage SMS ImageDownload SMS Image
Marriage If wife wants husband’s attentionWhat a contradiction? If wife wants husband’s attention, she just has to look sad and uncomfortable, But if husband wants wife’s attention, he just has to look comfortable and happy!
Marriage Laughing at your own mistakesLaughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!
Marriage A lot of men and women wouldA lot of men and women would rather stay single because they’re tired of giving their everything and ending up with nothing.
Marriage If you are singleIf you are single, remember good things come to people who wait. If you are settled, then settlement is what you get from a separation.
Marriage Whenever I disagree with my wifeWhenever I disagree with my wife, which is seldom,she goes her way and I go . .. … Her way too!
Marriage She’s probably slightly upsetYou can tell a lot about a woman by her hands, If they are placed around his hubby’s throat, she’s probably slightly upset.
