A man before and after marrige

Laughing at your own mistakes can lengthen your life, But laughing at your wife’s mistakes can shorten your life!

Spouse: Someone who will stand by you through all the troubles that you would never have had if you’d stayed single!

It is a sad fact that 20% of marriages in this country end in divorce. But hey, the remaining end in death. You could be one of the lucky ones!

Wife: You had lunch? Husband: You had lunch? Wife: I’m asking you. Husband: I’m asking you. Wife: Are you copying me? Husband: Are you copying me? Wife: I love you. Husband: I had lunch!

Wife: Honey, before we got married, you used to give me gifts and expensive jewelry. Husband: Yes… so? Wife: How come you don’t do it anymore? Husband: Have you ever seen a fisherman give worms to the fish after catching it!

Every wife is like terms and conditions of a website. The husbands never understand or read what she says but they all always accept.